Cow head horse mouth

It was the pig's birthday. No not me, its the schizo pig. After a full seafood meal eveyone start visiting the toilet until I also felt like going

Me : Eh toilet clean?
Pig : Go straight turn left

Me : Toilet clean ar?
Pig : No, go straight turn left.

Horse (me) : No..toilet clean or not...
Cow ( Pig) : Guy one, have to stop at traffic light then turn left then walk straight..

Horse ( Me) : toilet clean or not
Cow (Pig) : I tell you go straight, turn left...

Horse : toilet clean or not
Cow: I tell you go straight, turn left...

horse : toilet clean or not
Cow : I tell you go straight, turn left...

Horse : toilet clean or not
Cow : I tell you go straight, turn left...
Horse : toilet clean or not
Cow : I tell you go straight, turn left...
Horse : toilet clean or not
Cow : I tell you go straight, turn left...

I think by this time everyone a bit crazed already.. and thus everyone started shouting...and in the end I also dunno toilet clean or not...